So I play ‘em like a violin,

 And I make it look oh so easy

beheeyem:

dorknewton:

Nott is “of child-bearing age” but “not yet a fully grown goblin” which means she’s the 16-year-old anti-government YA protagonist who’s going to save the world in the end

scarletrougelipstick:

Once you stop trying to entertain this imaginary audience and start living for yourself things should get a bit better

bearorist:

to-heck:

daydreamradio:

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.

Nintendo boys make do

I hate this website

watercolor-gryphon:

gwynndolin:

the most powerful thing humans have is the fact that you can drop a “hey whats going on everypony” into a conversation and immediately activate everyone’s fight or flight response to go off in a 20 foot radius

Real life mass aggro spell

captain-flint:

Same, John. Same.

[Bonus gif]

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

conjunxs:

you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you cant laugh and have fun with your partner, or if your conversations are only ever performative affection, you don’t have a good relationship